Compartments

M: She looks like a terrorist.

G: Just because she's wearing a head scarf?

M: No.  It's the expression on her face.

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G:  Which of the two do you think is the mother of that kid?

M: That one.

G:  How are you so sure?

M: I don't think she's married.  She looks very satisfied with life.

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G:  Not once did they say thank you for the shoes. 

T:  These kids. Uff. 

G:  I know.  I would think with their background, the least they can be is thankful.

H: Aapke naam ke baad kya aata hai?

G:  Huh?

H: Jaise mera name Humera hai.  Uss ke baad Syed aata hai.  Humera Syed.

G: Hmm.  Kuch nahi aata.  Bas Ghazal.  Acha hai na?

H:  Haan.

Perspective we say.

V:  Didi, basically Kashmir is confused.

S: Ek vote karane mein kya hi problem ho sakti hai.

Still here.

P: So you are a real CA?

G: Hanji.

P:  I thought you were just a B Com.

G:  No no.  I have a membership number and all.

P: Then why are you doing this?